How to Ask for a Raise by Summer’s Eve

Talk about truth in adverting.

You can’t get a raise if your vagina smells.

Brought to you by Woman’s Day. Now get back in the kitchen and make me some pie.

14 comments ...wanna add one?

Laurie August 28, 2010 at 9:58 am

The worst kind of commentary is a faux-intellectual interpretation of this ad. I’m more offended that people still read Woman’s Day. What happened to print being dead?

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RHHR August 28, 2010 at 10:05 am

“Mad Men” 2010 version… :-)

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Laurie August 28, 2010 at 11:34 am

Exactly.

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MattyMat August 28, 2010 at 11:25 am

I like how they put a woman in the ad that will most likely never have a smelly vagina– it’s akin to advertising health insurance with pictures of 20 yr olds.

They need to put my aunt Chickies picture in there– it’s like “Damn– go get it done now!!”

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Laurie August 28, 2010 at 11:36 am

Poor aunt chickies.

Seriously, you can’t get a raise if you smell like ANYTHING — roses, lilies, Old Spice. If I can smell you, I’m not focused on your work.

I just wish some of the commentary out there would focus on asking people to call their Senators and push for the Paycheck Fairness Act. When you earn equal pay for equal work, you don’t need to read Woman’s Day to learn how to ask for a raise.

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Econopete August 28, 2010 at 12:58 pm
Laurie August 28, 2010 at 8:37 pm

These kill me!

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Peopleshark August 28, 2010 at 2:18 pm

Make more hay-hay
w/a clean va-jay-jay

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Laurie August 28, 2010 at 8:37 pm

one-two-one-two

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mouse August 28, 2010 at 3:45 pm

A lot of the blogs I follow have covered this; but none so succinctly.

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Laurie August 28, 2010 at 8:39 pm

The real world is tough. Messages are confusing. Math is hard.

Freshen up before doing your learnin’ and thinkin’ with Personal Cleansing Cloths®™ from The Cynical Girl®™.

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Patrick Erwin August 28, 2010 at 4:05 pm

OK, that’s like the third news story I’ve seen this week that covered a woman’s career/career path AND her lady business.

Like this one: http://huff.to/bHk2An

That Huffpo article opens more questions than it could ever answer. Like: what the hell is the marzipan layer? And, did they count/survey how many men doing the same thing?

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Laurie August 28, 2010 at 8:40 pm

OMG, I’ve never slept with my bosses.

Now I’m my own boss. Oh wait, maybe I have. :)

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nick August 29, 2010 at 2:31 am

Now all I can think about is pie. You shouldn’t expect anyone to remember anything your talking about the moment you mention pie.

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