SHRM, Kennedy, & Blowing Up Human Resources

When you believe in destroying the traditional model of Human Resources — much like I do — you run into major obstacles. The biggest obstacle in my life is also the biggest elephant in the room: it’s The Society for Human Resources Management.

SHRM is the most influential Human Resouces association in America. It’s staffed with wonderful, genuine people want to see Human Resources continue to grow. They want HR to be a credible & important function in an organization. Many of SHRM’s employees and volunteers are my friends. It’s also a very powerful organization with lots of cash.

Unfortunately, Human Resoures can’t grow and focus on important areas of opportunity — like identifying & retaining talent — without shedding some of the old functions that make up SHRM’s core membership.

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My manifesto is simple. I want to shift and outsource 90% of the work away from Human Resources and focus on recruiting and retaining employees. That means two things:

  • Eliminating the roles of HR Generalists, Benefits Specialists, Comp Analysts, etc.,
  • and using technology to automate as many HR functions as possible.

Furthermore, I would demand that other functions (legal, finance, compliance) become accountable for managing core & critical issues within an organization.

Do you want a schlump like me to help you avoid employee litigation, or do you want to hire the best employment lawyers out there to train your managers and respond to employee-related issues?

Don’t pick the schlump. You’ll lose every time.

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So here’s where I stand as a Human Resources professional with my SPHR:

  • I am through with supporting Human Resources departments that coordinate employee performance reviews.
  • I will never collect and distribute compensation data like it’s a Top Secret presidential daily briefing.
  • Don’t even think about asking me to monitor & approve merit increase budgets based on the pseudo-science of a bell-curve — combined with sketchy market data that may or may not be accurate.
  • I am done mediating disagreements between two adults who should know better.
  • I am through entering job descriptions and requisitions into an internet job board.

Dudes, I’m done with traditional HR — which means I’m done with SHRM, to some extent.

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When you dump the concept of HR Generalists and faux specialists in the Comp & Benefits space, you get a function that looks something like this:

  • Research/Sourcing/Recruiting
  • Technology
  • Social Media/Communications/Marketing
  • Training/Development

HR should be selling the company’s mission, vision & values with every employee encounter. Give your leaders a budget and empower them to build your employment brand by making your company a great place to work. Hire Human Resources pros to acquire and develop your talent. I would then recommend that you find the best firms to provide strategic advice on employee benefits, compensation, risk management issues, compliance issues, etc.

Your HR Generalist can’t do any of this — and she certainly can’t recruit and fill your position when she is busy scheduling team building events. She always fails because she is a jack-of-all-trades but an expert at nothing.

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Where am I going with all this? I had a very brief conversation about my HR Manifesto with an unnamed thinker/leader/guru at The Kennedy Expo. He listened to my rant against traditional HR organizations and strongly recommended that I volunteer on a SHRM advisory board in 2009 and change the system from within.

His message was clear. ‘Don’t rage against the machine. Make it better.’

I disagreed with this approach. The system is broken and I’m disinterested in fixing it. SHRM may have tons of cash, but the money won’t last forever if HR continues to prove itself irrelevant.

I look at SHRM the way that many people look at General Motors. Although fixing SHRM from the inside is probably the gentlest thing to do, I’m not sure that I want to fix it. I prefer to kick it hard & fast into the 21st century.

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Where do I go from here, fellow punk rockers? How do I blow up the traditional HR space and help Corporate America (and SHRM) change their thinking about acquiring and retaining talent?

When I have the answers, you’ll be the first to know.

Kennedy Expo: What Did I Learn?

The Kennedy Recruiting Expo was great. Well coordinated, great speakers, and classy attendees. I’m happy with the experience — and I’m glad to have met so many like-minded recruiting bloggers and HR pros.

What did I learn about recruiting? Hmmmm…

I learned that

  • cool branding efforts,
  • design,
  • technology,
  • and lots of software applications

will help you find the candidate of your dreams.

I’m not sure if that’s recruiting, but what the hell do I know? I’m just in Human Resources.

90 Second Rule for Vlogs

This just in: I have decided that the trick to a good vlog is to keep it under 90 seconds.

Text is so easy to read, and I’m a big fan of scanning a website or blog to pick out keywords and themes. Video is much more challenging to consume –  and I’m not a fan of vlogs (for the most part) because I have no control of the way I receive content & data.

I can’t edit out the stuff that doesn’t apply to me.

I know this much about life: if I can’t pay attention to someone’s vlog for more than 90 seconds, neither can you.

To than end, I’m instituting a new Punk Rock HR rule that I will try to follow in my own vlogs:

  • 90 Seconds
  • Clear Summary Key points
  • Obscenities
  • Kittehs

If I can’t make a point about Human Resources or Recruiting in 90 seconds or less, it probably shouldn’t be said.

Kennedy Expo: More Vloggy Goodness on Day 2

Dudes, here’s everything you needed to know about being a Human Resources blogger.

Or whatever.

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Kennedy Expo: The Cyber Lounge & Politics

I’m hanging out in the cyber lounge with Maren Hogan and Sarah White.

Sarah just gave an interesting perspective on work ethics in America. I won’t paraphrase her very passionate and thoughtful argument, but I wonder:

  • Do some Americans lack a worth ethic?
  • How many people do you know who try to buck the system and take advantage of federal benefit programs, welfare, and unemployment?
  • How many people blame institutional prejudices instead of taking ownership of their own lives and their careers?

What are your thoughts, yo?

Kennedy Expo: Peter Weddle

I sat in a chair that was reserved for a speaker to sign copies of his book. Turns out I have no manners and I just assume that an empty seat is mine to take.

The speaker was gracious and introduced himself as Peter Weddle. When I introduced myself, he said, “I’ve heard of your blog.”

Oh snap, really?

A woman then approached Mr. Weddle and said, “Your message is the right message for right now.”

What? No one ever says those things to me. I don’t know anything about Peter Weddle and his message, but his book is Recognizing Richard Rabbit. I now own a copy.

Apparently, Richard Rabbit and Peter Weddle are kind of a big deal. Unfortunately, as I type this blog post, I want to call him Richard Webble and refer to his book as Recognizing Peter Rabbit. I better get that straight before I see him, again.

Kennedy Recruiting Expo: Duh

Well, dudes, I did not hustle after falling asleep close to 3AM ET. I slept until 9, had some Starbucks, and then this…

It’s amazing how I make it through life.

Monday Morning Office Humor: I’ve Got Nothing

Dudes, I’m in Florida at a recruiting conference. There is nothing funny about recruiting during a recession. In fact, I need you to bring the funny so I can stay engaged over the next 36 hours.

Can you do it? Can you bring it to me? Make me smile so I don’t walk around this recruiting conference like Debbie Downer. Give it to me in the comments and I’ll post a round-up of your best efforts.

Punk Rock HR Vloggy Stuff: Kennedy Recruiting Expo

Here’s another vlog on the first take — with kitties and no make-up. I was tempted to put on a little lipstick and re-record, but Lucy and Emma are so cute.

These kitties are getting in my business!

See you at the Kennedy Recruiting Expo, yo.

Being Lindsay Lohan Is Your Full Time Job

Let’s pretend you are Lindsay Lohan. What does that look like? Your full-time job is shopping, being a diva, and jetting around foreign countries with your girlfriend.

I have all kinds of questions.

  • Where does your income come from?
  • Who manages your money?
  • You employ an assistant — is she a 1099 or is she part of your corporation?
  • Are you even incorporated?
  • What’s considered a reasonable business expense in your world? Clothing? Hotels? Dry cleaning?

People, I need answers.

Who can refer me to a blogger who writes about the stars and how they manage themselves as a business?

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Laurie Ruettimann: Who Cares?


Laurie Ruettimann is a punk rock, Human Resources professional with extensive Fortune 500 experience. She writes about business trends, employment, Corporate America, and permanently opting-out of the rat race.

She also believes you should spay & neuter your pets.


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